we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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