She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Acid is not a monday night drug
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
