so that wasnt chicken after all
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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