Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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