Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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