why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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