Sry I called you an 8
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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