I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
3 2 1 whiskey
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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