we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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