is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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