i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I don't think brook has ever known best
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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