I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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