But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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