they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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