if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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