There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
