i barfeds in our rink
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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