im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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