Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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