People with herpes should wear stickers.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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