You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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