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I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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