Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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