After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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