Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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