Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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