I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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