he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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