Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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