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Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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