It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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