she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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