mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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