how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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