He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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