Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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