first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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