Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
But theres a keg here and me gusta
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
