Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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