What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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