Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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