I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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