i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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