So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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