dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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