She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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