Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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