Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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