This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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