I want to stick my p in your. b.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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