omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
