Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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