you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we're making bets on your personal life
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
